JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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