thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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