we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Still dying that you shit outside
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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