Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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