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(949): View more from California

Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.

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(310): View more from California

do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.

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(801): View more from Utah

He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.

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(585): View more from New York

well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me

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(914): View more from New York

I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%

(1-914): View more from New York

He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness

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(619): View more from California

I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood

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