Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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