Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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