This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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