fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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