Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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