My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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