The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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