i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Randomize
