sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
