Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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