I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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