Sry I called you an 8
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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