Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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