i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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