he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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