Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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