I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i permit you to call me
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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