Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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