ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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