So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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