if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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