I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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