She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
