Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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