We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
That's when you crack a 10am beer
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
How's work?
Spinning.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
