I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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