Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
