She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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