even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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