btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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