That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
