Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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