I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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