I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
A bitchslap is in order.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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