the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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