Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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