You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
