Rock
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Fuck
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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