Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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