This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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