absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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