All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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