your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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