dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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