so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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