Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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