I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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