no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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