..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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