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While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"

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(310): View more from California

Slut skills are useful in every country.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I've ID'd the nipple biter.

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(970): View more from Colorado

The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.

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(850): View more from Florida

If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.

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How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?

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