She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Actions speak louder than pants.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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