dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I can't trust your balls anymore.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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