I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Fuck appropriateness.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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