? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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